the retch report by ivonne azurdia

‘Retch’ is sometimes confused with ‘wretch,'’ I’m ok with that.

I’m just a woman, careening towards middle age, trying to process and make the best and the worst of things.

I’m a child-free cis-gendered female in her 40s with a hot boyfriend and a bipolar cat. These are my retches, rants, rambles, and raves.

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