Archive - the retch report.

No Kings for this Queen.

I’m going to the No Kings protest tomorrow.

Jun 13 •

March 2025

To [Gen X and Gen X Specifically.]

This is for us. The generation that knew exactly who the bad guys were. So what the hell is going on?

Mar 11 •

January 2025

Retch Recs Vol. 1

Recommendations to enjoy before the end of the world.

Jan 16 •

I traded "Resolutions" for "Inner-Voice Commands," and we're trying that on in 2025.

Jan 2 •

November 2024

S.H.I.T Nothing Matters

The five stages of post-election grief w/ one wildly optimistic plan of action.

Nov 15, 2024 •

October 2024

I simply do not dream of labor.

I'm at a coffee shop in Midtown—standard setup: strangers rambling about nothing in a city that’s everything.

Oct 24, 2024 •

September 2024

Too Much To Ask

I miss having a “best” friend.

Sep 13, 2024 •

Since I've Been Gone

I've learned a few things...

Sep 4, 2024 •

June 2024

I am my worst self in the Summer.

Apologies in advance.

Jun 28, 2024 •

Doom Detox Pt. 1

For 18 days I’ve scrolled past the horror of current and stayed away from all True Crime (murder) + ghost hunting shows and podcasts.

Jun 19, 2024 •

May 2024

To [My EX-BFF] Part II

There was nothing in the world that I ever wanted more than to never feel the breaking apart, my pictures of you...

May 29, 2024 •

True Crime. Let's talk about it.

Are they profiting off our fear?

May 18, 2024 •

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